Oh little piggie...

Should we get a little pig, soft and sweet, porky meat... We won't eat that little pig but we'll watch him grow real big.  Will the wildlife all around leave pig alone or take him off the ground?  I'll decide in about an hour, later, later, after a shower.  Winter is coming, snow too, will little piggy wear winter shoes? Will he be content at home in the chicken house all alone?! Won't he wish he was home with mum? He'll eat leftovers and cat food, he'll be hungry and fed real good.  We'll walk him around the yard, make an obstacle course and then reward.  What will little piggie's name be...? Harry, Burtie or just Bacon?